Morning☆Kuri

Alright, for all of you heathens, I’m going to give you a lesson on Catholic Guilt.  Catholic Guilt is the foundation of Catholism.  Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.  It’s about Original Sin, and thus, is due to all women.  Especially Eve, that whore.  Anyway, Catholic Guilt is what makes up your conscience.  It’s also what makes my mother such a bitch on Sunday mornings, when she comes home from working graveshift at the Trump Plaza at around 6:30 AM and then goes to teach CCD at 8:30 AM… And then we all go to my brother’s hockey games, which, let me tell you, does not always mesh well with my mp3 player–although, I have discovered that they score more often when I’m watching and dancing to Ai Araba IT’S ALL RIGHT.  I assume this is because I am just so absurdly attractive to watch, and the other team gets so distracted (by my obvious Aphrodite-esque looks, am I right?  No?  Well screw you).  Interestingly, they rarely score when I play KAT-TUN’s Make U Wet but I really don’t think they want to be associated with that song…

Now, what does ANY of that rather long tangent have to do with Jpop, praytell?

Well, it has to do with that songstress Ayu’s latest album, the amazing and anger-tastic GUILTY.  I know it hasn’t gotten the best reviews to date, but… well, I’m going to try to remain unbiased until the end.

On a side note, I wrote most of this during an AP English class when the substitute that day wasn’t looking.  Because it’s highly weird to be writing a review of a jpop album in your little blue diary, I guess; also, because apparently my Gryffindor sweatshirt is not within dresscode and I did not want to call attention to myself, so quietly writing this seemed like the best choice at the time.

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