Alright, let’s go through these quick comments:
(1) Thank GOD those Kamei Eri graduation rumours were unfounded!! If Eririn graduated I would CRY. I think it’s cute that she wants to open a cafe with her ‘kaasan, or whatever, but she can’t go and graduate NOW!!
(2) Biyuuden is Elder Club now?? Damn. I was hoping they’d announce Yui’s boobs as the 4th member before they joined the Oldies Club. Anyway, that takes away Charmy from performing with the Kids now… Hmm… Well, with all their sexy, I GUESS it’s okay. You don’t want the delicious trio corrupting the youth of Japan, do you? *snort*
(3) Jingisukan. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Berryz is becoming made of fail. What happened to the glory days? You know… Munasawagi? Kokuhaku? The entire 4th album? No? Motherhumpers. Tsunku, don’t you care about Risako anymore? I thought she was your lapdog. Lapdogs always get good songs.
(4) Kouhaku is also still made of fail.
(5) Ayu is deaf in one ear? Shit. This all plays into my analysis of the new album, which, BY THE WAY, is totally fucking awesome. I saw it described as a gateway drug on the honorable One Word Garden. Holy fucking shit, I love GUILTY. It is made of win and pwn and love and crack and anger and rawness and it is PERFECT for those days when I’m screaming my lungs off and crying and generally being emo. That was the best run-on sentence in a while. Woohoo. Anyway, that’s gonna be my first real avex review, I think. (She’s still guilty of wearing godawful outfits, though).
(6) My webkinz are all affectionately named: Junjun, Linlin, and Kussun. Kussun wants a basketball for her birthday (wow).
(7) If C-ute is going to cover anything in the near future, I pray it’s something like NIGHT OF FIRE. That seems popular as a dance/parapara thing. I mean, both dream (not DRM), and Hinoi TEAM did it.
(8) Speaking of which, I wish Hinoi TEAM would come back. I liked their last single.
(9) My entire Christmas vacation sucked, if you were asking. New Years wasn’t the worst part. Kouhaku simply happened to be what pushed me over the edge. My little brother also played a part, he who is the American male version of Michishige Sayumi who thinks he sings like Eddie Vedder. No, I’m not kidding, and yes, my brother does look rather feminine with his long hair.
Alright. Now. I have to admit, this is short because…. Kuri has to go on a demi-hiatus. As of today, the castlist for our high school music (Anything Goes! All Cole Porter music–i.e. all music that old ladies love)… went up, and Kuri-tan has been cast as one of the leads. I will not say which, but the 3 leads are an NYC debutante named Hope; a singing evangelicalist named Reno; and a gangster’s floozy girlfriend named Bonnie. I’ll be busy until March. Adieu~!
